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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Walz repainted my house and didn’t accept anything for it but my gratitude

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

It would definitely be over 9000!

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

I got the gender lung, Pops

This is an adVANCEd meme

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

I get deeply congested at night. Taping my mouth shut would be an interesting endeavor

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

Both contain Vincent Price

Me sweating in Texas right now: oh, 30 degrees sounds lovely.

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.

But you can still blow Dustin

(Dustin thanks you for your service)

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.