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I’m no historian, but I presume the Canaanites then moved to North America and founded Canaada

Is the waxwing even trying?

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

In this economy‽

Tersla Siberturck

It’s technically a water dispenser

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

The Spaghetti Album

If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

Yep. She’s going to die from a mysterious illness three times in the back of her head

Barber: I put a hex on you