Assburgers in paradise/Assburgers and it feels so nice…

Or a therapist to figure out why they are avoiding their natural urges.

In my country we have a saying which goes like this: “you fuck or you don’t, your cock’s time is passing”. Make of that what you will.

“He has aspergers”

I swear, this time-line seems right out of a South Park episode.

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No, I really mean the bear necessities, you know, like a pot of honey, some salmon, berries, a picnic basket etc.

Whenever I visit new cities I always bring an extra backpack that can either fold nicely or one of those disposable backpacks from a lighter material. Just found that it’s best to use it instead of my regular backpack in case it gets stolen. I put only the bear neccesities such as a bottle of water and a sweater and I’m ready to go.