

Hi, author here. First of all, in that piece I don’t happen to recommend using any specific piece of software. I mention Signal and WhatsApp for comparison, as tools that are considered similar, and yet avoid making the same weird protocol choices.
I’ve spent a good chunk of time and expertise on analyzing Telegram’s protocol before I made my claims. I provided receipts. I provided code. I explained in detail my testing set-up. You can yourself go and verify my results.
Instead, you claim it’s “propaganda”, while mischaracterizing what I say in that post. Classy!
Ooh, that’s a good question!
I am going to say Sperm Whales, if only because of how amazing they look while… sleeping vertically:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/article/sperm-whales-nap-sleeping-photography-spd