People just don’t realize just how hard we, the French, get off on you being mad at us.

Genuinely nothing more enjoyable in my life than a bunch of people going stark raving mad over us existing.

I don’t care which side you’re on, drone warfare is absolutely terrifying and I am glad I am no longer of age to go to war.

When I learned to smoke fish on the BBQ, I invited my family over, and my sister asked for a second serving.

Oui?

Je pars du principe que quand tu ne comprends pas une affirmation simple comme ‘signes religieux interdit’, c’est que tu n’es pas normal.

“interdiction des signes religieux”

Gens normaux : “ok”

Musulmans: “celui là il est interdit ? Celui-ci ? Et cela? Et celui là?”

We’ve had wired earbuds for longer than wireless ones, I’ve yet to read a story about one exploding into someone’s ears.

Someone, in a mail including my boss and other managers, complained that my replies were too short

To which I replied

‘They are as long as they need to be.’

So she went ‘A little warmth would help communication greatly’ or some other bullshit.

So I added automatic top and bottom text to my emails and for the past idk 10 years or so, all my emails start with ‘Hi,’ and end with ‘Cordially.’

Mate you’re the one who’s too daft to understand the difference between ‘havibg breasts’ and ‘putting pictures on your breasts on social media.’

This isn’t even restricted to women. If a guy puts pictures of his cock on the internet, on a public forum everyone can access and comment on, he can’t fucking act surprised that some people are going to check out his pics and then comment on them.

You’re genuinely dumber than a box of rocks and in contention for the biggest idiot I had the displeasure to interact with this week.

There’s still tomorrow, but I doubt anyone could beat you.

Your previous comment shows you completely missed the entire subject of this submission

It’s not just having boobs, quit being a twat.

If someone climbs on a soapbox to spout racist shit, you wouldn’t have any problem with random people heckling them.

It’s the same with showing your tits online.

If you don’t want to attract creepy comments, don’t do stuff that attracts creepy people.

What’s the difference between a porn video and some chick posting their tits on twitter for all to see?

Women who post their tits on twitter objectify themselves in the first place.

When you make your body a commodity, you can’t act surprised when people treat it like one.

They’re mad because you don’t simp like they do.

If you show your tits to the internet on an open platform anyone can leave comments on, you automatically consent to people looking at your tits and commenting on them.

Until that platform specifically restricts the types of comments you don’t like, all you can do is suck it up, buttercup.

Lmao this is a shitty park full of druggies and dog shit.

Anyone who’s actually been there will tell you.

Bullshit. Once you’ve built your giant rabbit hutches for human, you’re going to need all the accompanying services these giant misery factories need. Industrial scale services for industrial scale human storage facilities.

Go live in one of you want to, share that one sad looking tree in your one sad looking park where you’re not allowed to walk on the grass with ten thousands of other people.

Don’t forget your antidepressants and your sleeping pills.

I lived in a condo that had thick stone walls built after WW2

It was still shit and I will do everything in my life to never have to live in these giant human hutches.

My house is right next to an actual forest. I can hop out of my vegetable garden and be hiking on a moment’s notice.