This isn’t that weird but a wolf and a bear are investigating another planet and come across these sexy pixies only for them to turn into robots that attempt to harvest their organs once they’ve all had a mad night on the booze.

Les Savy Fav - What Would Wolves Do

Not sure, I’m mid thirties though

The castle down the road from me is pretty old. It’s from 79CE:

The Roman fort in Castlefield, Manchester, England, was founded around 79 AD. The fort was originally named Mamucium, but is also known as Mancunium.