Glomarizing is the new squanch

The bride at every wedding and the body at every funeral

An enemies list is very miscavidge coded, eh?

I’m only surprised that they’re so goddamn lazy.

Today’s internet feels like an endless episode of that game they play in Waiting… where the back-of-house staff trick each other into looking at their balls, but instead of balls it’s AI cults.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting…_(film)

Eric Cartman earnestly believing he invented the fish stick joke

Tony Soprano talking to his therapist about roko’s basilisk

First paragraph there is literally Hitler. o_O

really? Beyond parody.

Though, Yud sourcing that trash from an Omohundro did give me a particularly Nashville-coded chuckle

Someone I know once pointed out that the kind of people who become fascists tend to be 100% about vibes, and I think this is a case of that.

I’m just spitballing here, but I’d bet that she doesn’t like the aesthetics of being a right-wing shithead; she wants to be seen as a kind and empathetic person. Since she’s completely incapable of introspection, she’ll never take the actions that would make that true, so she’s stuck pretending to be something she’s not. A tragic case of misalignment.

Doing that in public is making her an easy target for rotten vegetables.

You live rent-free in so many big ol noggins.

All that acreage has to be adding up. Have you ever considered going into real estate?

Ya don’t debate fascists, ya teach them the lesson of history. The Official Sneerclub Style Manual indicates that this is accomplished with various pedagogical tools, including laconic mockery, administrative trebuchets, and socks with bricks in them.

I, the man from the internet who called Peter Thiel a racist hotdog, am the one with real power.

If they really believe in an acausal robot god who will wipe the board clean, why are they so invested in being racist little shits?

MFW these people claim to be “the left”

He made an enemies list with a fancy hat on it.

Low tone and out ethics

A man with a swastika tattoo shouting “nuh uh, you’re the real nazis!”

To be fair, some character development does take place: by the end, Harry has learned how to not be so frightening, and how to use his powers of effortless domination more strategically. There is a general failure of self-awareness here I have not seen outside Sonichu. It makes for genuinely harrowing reading.

Some insufferable dipshit that gets paid $10,000 bucks a week spent one of those weeks working on this.