As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

Temperature-wise, it’s pretty much the same forecast here where I’m at. Mentally-wise, it’s pretty much the same forecast here where I’m at.

Turn around. Look at what you seeeeeeeeeee-eeee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eeeeee-eeee.

I would truthfully and happily go back in time and tell people not to waste with the fucked up bullshit technology of the past. I mean Angular 1, what the hell was that? Twitter integration? Fuck you 2010. Zend Framework? You should be hanged. HANGED.

I came to this thread to mention that I used to know a guy named Cheddar. No idea if that was his real name, though. But that’s how he introduced himself, that’s what everyone including teachers called him.

We’re all holding baby lambs on this blessed day.

Dozens I tell you. Literally at least 24!

The Ukranian is kind of hot, if you know him give him my insta @numberfor002

I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

Both of those animals have a look that screams “I have my doubts.”

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Okay, it’s starting to add up.

I’ve tried all the “quick chill” methods I’ve heard of, but none of them work as quickly or as well as the icecream maker method. Watered down ice with some table salt. Set your unopened beer into a slurry like that, and in about 20 - 30 minutes, it’s surpremely cold. None of the “5 minutes and it’s ice cold” methods work as well or as quickly to be honest. At least not in my climate and in my experience.

Especially since Michael Jackson did not look like Michael Jackson.

The sky at night. I hope that there aren’t a lot of clouds and that the moon moves closer to the horizon so I can see some stars. It’s going to be super hot during the day, so I anticipate being inside for most of it this weekend. It will be nice to go out after sunset and enjoy some nature. Ideally I would like to sit out and enjoy the stars after dark and listen to the sound of crickets and frogs in the background.

This is not to disparage or discourage OP in any way, but when (and really if) people say something like “X is not a houseplant” they absolutely don’t mean you can’t grow such a thing indoors at all regardless of how much equipment and effort you use. That would be stupid, and easy to counter, since indoor greenhouses are a thing as are heaters, humidifiers, air conditioners, fans, and artificial lights.

By the time you’re injecting CO₂ you’re well past the point of what would be considered typical indoor growing conditions. Let’s be honest. I think we can mostly all agree that if there actually were people who said “you can’t grow X indoors”, those people likely meant under standard household conditions.

I feel this in my soul. If I were independently wealthy or had a sizeable amount of passive income, I probably would give up the corporate life and just do something like farming.

But in reality, most of the farmers in my area either have to make do with very little or they end up having to work a full time job to supplement the farm income, build a retirement fund, and to have decent health insurance. Kind of takes the joy out of it if I know I’m either going to have to compromise further on healthcare & retirement, or if I’m going to have to continue working another job either way.

Open the hood of your car and you can summon an entire neighborhood. For real, need directions in the Appalachians, just stop somewhere with houses, open your hood and spend a few minutes staring at your engine.

It’s important to note that “the Appalachian mountains” span thousands of miles / kilometers across the United States and Canada and there aren’t many generalizations that hold up for folks across that entire span. That may not be clear to a lot of folks, especially those not familiar with the eastern USA.

Of the parts I’m familiar with, mostly the southern parts, I would say that advice probably works best if you already fit in enough that you might appear to be “one of them” versus if you are visibly a minority, particularly if you stop some place outside the more liberal towns and cities. I can tell you for sure that many peoples’ demeanor changes for the worse if/once they find out or assume you are gay and there are parts where you will find yard and road signs that specifically are anti-lgbt.

Granted, I’m not trying to paint the whole population of that 2,000+ mile swath of land as all being rabid bigots and racists either, just that for people reading that advice, I would say “your mileage my vary.”

You’re not going to get a quick response from Johnny, he’s the type to ruminate when questioned.

If they made a movie of this, I bet it would be entertaining enough to consider seeing when it was in the matineigh.

Do most / all cultures have the saying “like finding a needle in a haystack?”