Here in the UK I know of lots of old mines and quarries that, because the ground is inherently unstable once the mining has finished, the land gets reclaimed as a nature reserve. Think nice walks, wildflowers, native trees, marshlands etc. A lot of effort goes into making habitats for insects, birds and animals.

Whether or not it is all paid for by the mining companies, I don’t know.

Fellow Brits, I urge you to remember the ‘welcome’ we gave him last time round, and crank it up to 11.

Let’s give this prick a visit he will never forget.

Truly a visionary of our times.

I had one for my last birthday. I’m 45.

Come to think of it, it might have been the Aldi knock-off. Cuthbert, I think.

Anyway, thanks for listening.