This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

Roll a charisma check

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Why do you know that!?

On second thought, please ignore that question.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Since you got time, take a single minute and focus only on your breath, for like 10 breaths.

Makes it easier to doom scroll without identifying yourself with that feeling of doom. Also it makes me feel gratitude. Don’t know why, but I’ll take it.

I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

TIL: Meshtastic - An open source, off-grid, decentralized, mesh network built to run on affordable, low-power devices.

What do we tell the god of heat?

Did you come up with your username while you were jumping in the pool? :)

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

Nicht Urheberrecht, aber Markenrecht kann immer gefährlich werden, wenn der große Markeneigentümer behauptet es drohe Verwechslungsgefahr.

Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

I guess war does change.

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe