Actually, the science says you will feel regret and will grow to resent that shirt over time. /s

Do my microplastics go bad? I don’t want to get sick from expired microplastics.

That’s exactly why I start every conversation by telling women I’m homeless.

Kidding aside, I agree that you should talk financials after a time but if they’re asking super early about how much you make, that’s a red flag.