Reminds me of when I was having a chat with the owner of a company I worked at in London. We had just made ourselves a cup of tea, he got himself a digestive to go with it. He dipped the digestive in his tea, and mid-sentence only half of the biscuit came back up. Stunned silence. The look of utter misery and disappointment on his face stays with me to this day - this was the last thing he needed just then. I suggested it could be fixed by adding the rest of the packet of biscuits and enjoy it as a biscuit porridge - he wasn’t entirely convinced. 😄
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mastertigurius@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done74·1 month agoMost hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”
mastertigurius@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Greta Thunberg Was Headed for Gaza Before Boat Was Attacked by Israeli Drones, Activists SayEnglish321·1 month agoHave another downvote, on the house.
The fact that you’re asking has already answered the question. You’re only five weeks in, and already you’re showing more care for the child than some get through their whole childhood. Your greatest gifts will be love, wisdom, patience, understanding and a safe harbour when seas are rough. You’ll do great, and I’m cheering you on. All the best for the pregnancy to come full term.
mastertigurius@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favorite way to Jazz up cheap ramen?0·1 month agoIf it’s Korean noodle soup (like buldak or nongshim), I throw in some sliced spam, an egg, fresh spring onion and a couple slices of American cheese (that plastic cheese they use on burgers). If it’s dry noodles, specifically IndoMie’s Mee Goreng, I shit you not, try adding a teaspoon of unsalted peanut butter in there.
mastertigurius@lemmy.worldto Linux@programming.dev•"I installed Linux (so should you)" by PewDiePie9·1 month agoI think he’s smarter than he lets on. Being a doofus for the whole world to see is for some reason highly profitable.
mastertigurius@lemmy.worldto Linux@programming.dev•"I installed Linux (so should you)" by PewDiePie4·1 month agoVery good point. Many personal journeys of discovery and liberation make for an exodus.
mastertigurius@lemmy.worldto Linux@lemmy.ml•PewDiePie using Hyprland on Arch wasn't on my 2025 bingo card!0·1 month agoHe’s an attention-seeking edgelord and a buffoon, but I highly doubt the Nazi allegations. This comes from someone who genuinely believes in the right to punch Nazis. We need to be careful about throwing the Nazi-card in all directions, or the real ones will slip through the cracks (some have already managed to skip into positions of power while us plebs are squabbling). He did a couple of insanely stupid things that he should have grown out of by age 15, hopefully he learned from that.
mastertigurius@lemmy.worldto Linux@programming.dev•"I installed Linux (so should you)" by PewDiePie625·1 month agoNot personally a fan of Pewds, but this is a good thing. Dude’s still got 110M subscribers, he can reach an enormous viewer base. Not only that, but he’s got a magical ability to reach younger people in a way that grumpy old farts like me can’t (I’m five years older than him, which makes me a fossil). If Linux has had one problem through all its years on the good, green Earth, it’s marketing. Pewds might be just what it needs for this to finally be the Year of the Linux Desktop.
Believe me, there’s nothing unusual about this building in the Philippines. You can easily find far worse-looking places that the city won’t touch.