My first character was a “muppet-born” named Ché-Elmo, who interacted with the group over video chat directly (a hand-puppet Elmo with a red star cap was all they saw and heard), and was a Warlock who had made a pact with the being Carl Marx in exchange for power. His tome of power was Das Kapital, which I’d have him leaf through while we played.
He went missing a few years ago; it’s my belief that he’s out there now in some other dimension still sticking it to every merchant he encounters.
“Woman are you going to be able to get the kids”
Lmao this is not how I talk, nor do I have an SO nor kids. Though maybe that’s for the best going by autocomplete
Yo, the Elder hot sauce is great, though. I went online to buy more a few months after I saw them, lol
Most recent they passed the Inflation Reduction Act in '21, which gets me 20% off my solar panels among a bunch of good moves for the country re: medication costs and the world re: global warming, and was voted against by every Republican.
Because of the level of polarization we have today, Republicans that vote with Dems worry about being primaried out of their seat, so the Republicans are against everything the Dems do anyway. It’s impossible not to be defined by the phrase “not that guy” when “that guy” does the opposite of what you do on purpose.
They should end it by having another drunk driver come out of left field and crash into you instead
Beneath the Mask in my ass