Fonzie!

Yeah, I know. I recognise the @'s at the beginning of the message. Please don’t bring middle-of-the-sentence-hashtags to it. It makes the text less legible, for the sake of better SEO on… Mastodon

Ah mate please don’t bring #hastags in the middle of sentences to this platform, please.

That sounds like every generic/settingagnostic RPG.

Aw thanks!

Almost, the default boot drive is C:, everything gets mapped after that. So if you have a second HDD at D: and a disk reader at E:, any USBs you plug in would go to F:.

Something with a very niche useage like a Wand of Ring Detection; starts with 4 charges and regains 1d4 charges at dawn, expend a charge to become aware of any and all rings within 30ft.

Would usually be useless, until the one time you can use it to recover a lost/stolen ring or become aware of someone hiding their powerful magic item!
Or when they start using it at random and become aware of random little trivia of NPCs around them!

Also, chain mail would be obnoxious to someone using the wand!

I wouldn’t say “really strong”, but +1 on saves due to a lil’ trick is neat!

It’s because if you turn it 90° to the right, it looks like Elvis’ hair with two eyes underneath!

Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽

Actually it’s a reference to Alice in Wonderland.

Yes, I’ve been down a rabbit hole rabbit hole.

How about flat, easy to recognise icons and straight, square windows and app designs?

Brutalism for your DE!

No reason they wouldn’t work on a small phone, especially back then

God, no!

Though these do look pretty, they don’t look like the buttons in Windows 95/XP and maybe that’s a good thing.

Ik heb hem maar eindelijk eens doorgelezen, het ziet er erg leuk uit!
Ik heb m’n gedachten op de Itch-pagina in een comment gezet!

And that setting up, and updating it, takes much technical knowledge, a lot of time, and the packages and their updates come from whoever on the internet much like the AUR.
For stability, I would not recommend NixOS, at all.

The paradigm breaks if anything is logged?

I feel like I’m missing a few steps in the logic.

I can vouch for Linux Mint / LMDE; their pre-installed software and defaults seem very sensible and I need far less set-up, fixing and fiddling (esp. with NVidea hardware; the open-source driver refused to make anything run on GPU with my Asus ROG Strix GTX 970) then on bare-bones Debian or Ubuntu LTS.
All four mentioned here have very stable and safe release schedules.

Bazzite’s defaults help a lot with gaming (and that stupid NVidea driver) and the initial welcome-screen helps you install the Steam, Lutris, OBS, etc. you want and leave out anything you don’t. It’s actually helpful, really!
I do want to add Bazzite’s team seems to have only one person who can sign releases, and they did misplace a key at least once leading to nobody receiving updates until they replaced the key in their installation.
Their team management does not seem the best; assuming this was a one-off thing Bazzite can still be a great, stable choice.

stable release
NixOS

Yeah, nah. Let them have Debian/LMDE, or (Atomic) Fedora, instead.

You play the flute and everyone around you is like

It doesn’t, and offers an even friendlier experience than Manjaro IMO