littleblue✨

The Pot Brothers, attorneys at law have a better message.

I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in sisterwife.

Ah, the classic AI fingers, of course - but, what is that weird mons shadow? 🤢

Don’t call me Regular.

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

Thought so. 🤣🤌🏾

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Eke* ? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Let’s be fair, here.

He “got shot” as much as your uncle “caught” that one fish before it “got away”.

He “got shot” as much as a “special teams” player is “part” of a football team.

He “got shot” as much as OJ’s glove “didn’t fit”.

He “got shot” like Lincoln didn’t.

Motherfucker “got shot” as much as his fans can read.

Ooh, that’s what I need! A lowered risk of mental health!

Is there Mardi Gras?

That seems exceedingly efficient for the system in place — and clearly lacking any consideration for the human element of that labor pool.

extra hardware plugged inside

That’s it, y’all. Go home. This thread was won before it had even begun.

Is her badge a sticker?

Really not the flex you think it is.