Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
It’s got me all bothered, too, damn.
The sign won’t do much good without force of law. We need legislation outlawing these eruptions.
So you only shoot it when it’s dark? Pretty sure this guy’s a cop, everyone.
“Please leave a tip.”
It’s a long-con. When the kid isn’t cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.
They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we’re supposed to believe it’s totally healthy!?
God, what a fitting start/title.