Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

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Cake day: March 20th, 2024

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  • It’s worth noting that while the Security Explorations project focused on Kigen products, eUICC/eSIM chips from several other vendors may be vulnerable to similar attacks as the underlying issue is related to a series of vulnerabilities found in Oracle’s Java Card technology.

    The Java Card flaws were disclosed by Security Explorations in 2019, but Oracle and SIM card manufacturers using the technology downplayed their potential impact at the time.

    In order to conduct an attack, the attacker needs temporary physical access to the device with the targeted eSIM. The goal is to extract a key that allows the installation of a malicious Java Card application.


    1. Buy the Stihl gas-powered leaf blower. Dont be a dummy and skimp on the CFM, buy the nice $400 one. Note the size of the opening whence flows the air.

    2. Visit your local grocer or produce stand and acquire some appropriately sized oranges, with a diameter to not quite overmatch the measurement from Step 1.

    3. Cram the orange in said opening and aim at the nearest wayward teen.

    4. Depress the trigger in an aggresssive manner. This is key. You do NOT want to half-ass it. Jam that fucker all the way down.

    5. Shoot some trees now so you can enjoy making marmelade-flavored havoc in peace; the teens having fled in panic.



  • Higgs boson@dubvee.orgtoMemes@sopuli.xyzMy tactic
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    5 months ago

    As I suspected, it was just a play on “saved” as if I didnt go spend that same money on groceries and clothing for my kids.

    edit: Actually makes me wonder if u/raindog is german or austrian. Reminds me of their sense of “humor”.


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    5 months ago

    Okay, I’ll bite. How would that work? My bank account is just a string of nunbers. It doesnt have a way to tell me how much I didnt spend on 3 years of hypothetical lunches. I buy all my groceries for our meals all at once, not through separate accounts for breakfast, “what would have been lunch,” and supper.


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    5 months ago

    A couple of years ago, I was working way too much and I lost the habit of eating lunch. It turns out I don’t miss it that much. I just dont eat a meal, sometimes maybe a handful of chickpeas or something if I feel like I need the energy. I lost about 45 lbs through this somewhat accidental intermittent fasting.

    I have to wonder how much money I have saved by skipping one meal a day for years.




  • Higgs boson@dubvee.orgtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksAccurate
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    5 months ago

    I could only dream of rocking that look she has going on. Although I am roughly twice her size, I would still not want to rely on a machete for anything more intensive than clearing a campsite. I do have one just like hers, for such an occasion. For more serious social purposes, though, I prefer a ranged attack.

    In her case, the ensemble and melee weapon seem more about her own empowerment and signaling she isnt in the mood for any bullshit. It sucks that she feels like that shit is necessary. As a girldad who grew up in the Full House era, I sympathize and hope she can feel (and be) safe.