I don’t know, but I’d like to think I would shut everything off and run away until it demonstrably hadn’t exploded rather than take a picture!

They look like a gas furnace and a hot water tank. My first thought was "Why are they connected? ", because I thought the tank had its own heating element. My second thought was “Aren’t those water lines? How does a water line become incandescent?”

Obviously Ikea.

ISWYDT

It is basically a gyro.

No, it wants to be roasted and covered in cheese sauce.

Makes perfect sense to me. It’s generally acknowledged that

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round