If I’m understanding correctly, you want an actual live monitoring service that works with HA? Noonlight may have what you’re looking for. There is an integration available in HACS.

Bobby’s World

This sounds like a fabrication straight from Big Pretzel. What are you going to claim next, that pretzel sticks don’t have a right side up either?

Number 1. Number 2 is upside down so it’s really just two hats.  Number 3 would be like buttless chaps.

By selecting a seemingly unrelated image to the text, stating that the image doesn’t matter, you’ve actually associated a link to the text to prove your point, therefore making the previously unrelated image relevant. Checkmate atheists.

Who’s that guy in the picture? Vince Vaughnovich?