“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

We dodged a bullet, I’d say

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter

I’d argue the pager explosions were just a different form factor of carpet bombing

You simply underestimate the duplicitous nature of the [country name] immigrant /s

The ghost of Christmas future

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I’m beginning to think this guy just is the internet

I don’t remember what it was but I read something recently that said “up to 30+” and I had to reread it a few times

Dude I fucking love science

Use an external image host for now I guess?

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/9840152

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP