Yes, the numbers work when you intentionally leave some out.

A sun fish

The definition of majority is a percentage over 50%.

49.8% is less than 50%

I’m sorry if this is a difficult concept to grasp.

I meant more that they might be trending towards democracy as the rest of the world trends towards fascism.

Yeah, that’s truly shocking.

This is a bizarro universe, so maybe China will become the new bastion of democracy once the US completely falls to fascism.

Yes, it counts. Hardware backdoors are absolutely a thing.

No

I feel like the decryption code is probably one of those keys.

There isn’t one, clearly.

Lol, no. This is going to be a great depression.

It reminds me of failed pralines.

Yup, although that’s not going to happen this time around.

No, the two aren’t even comparable

There’s the handkerchief

Go hybrid

This is basically my aunt, although she hasn’t realized she’s a lesbian yet.

He is a moron, so I wouldn’t put it past him

The problem is that the advice is usually unsolicited

Some people are just uninformed. Not everyone watches the news or browses social media.

Yeah, I know. They’re looking for an excuse to impose martial law.