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Wondering if it’s fresh pasta

Attaboy Tholfir

I think you’ll find that in actual fact “bird” is the word

Considering the flag in the back I’d say your dead on

Almost commented that he looks like a baby here

… I guess now I have

And he looks so fresh-faced and unweathered by the shitstorm of an American election year in this photo!

Who would you honestly vote for who can win and stop the genocide?

As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

Let’s be real, anything by The Prodigy on a speaker that size would fucking slay

Naming your suicide drone “Shrike” is metal af

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

Or split your skull with a halberd

Dog had a bone to pick with that badger

The plural is just dildos

What if I live in the geographic center of a continent? How do I know which coastline cannon to order from?

And what happens to all the ones they don’t sell? You guessed it, dumpster. Probably call the cops on you if you try to pull one out too

Because “the left” is a set of principles not a group of people?

:.|:;

My head canon is that this slips his mind, until his next attempt, and then he informs the world once more.