Greetings and salutations fellow children, I have come to impart a message from myself, your peer.

(Except that has too many syllables for the real Elon)

Because it’s there.

Russians think he’s got the power but there are more of them than there are of him, even with the lookalikes he employs.

Everyone says Kaiser is pretty good though, just limited to where most of us aren’t.

Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

No magnets?

You do see the same words in the same basic order as the rest of us right?

It’s way better cropped to be only the last line + image.

Never mind things like water, pets, children…

Is that the bite of 1887?

untils

He’s that stupid, so no, he doesn’t.

I’ve never felt more enlightened in my life.

Wut

https://youtu.be/p3j2NYZ8FKs

Nuke it from orbit.

The way conservatives “think” it may as well be. American Taliban.