While I agree, I also feel it’s deserving to have little vladdy as the smallest doll in the Russian doll set.

with Daffy’s beak eventually saying “You’re despicable.”

Close. It’s New Zealand that doesn’t exist. I checked the map.

“I’m Judge jaXon now!”

–take them bowling!

“Take us to your leader!”

DonOLD was convicted of 34 felony counts in New York. He hopes people don’t keep his factual criminality on the top of their minds. The purpose and motive of the crime was to deceive voters. It’s election fraud.

You may have missed the point of the debate, which is to help people on the fence choose a side. Anyone on the fence HAS been asleep the last 8 years and ought to not choose to side with Cult 34 and their rude, misguided values. I expect many a boomer MAGAt has a wet dream of the rapist groping her on stage.

Weird 34 was just showing off his misogyny. It’s disrespectful to talk over women and take up their time. The debate proves Harris’s point that Sleepy DonOLD cares only about himself and goes to great lengths to tell more and more lies.

If you brush them, they will melt.

They melted.

I could see Weird Al answering the Witch of the North this question and being undeniably good. But why stop there? Great Weird!

The Great and Powerful Weird Al

Old Sleepy Don will be ready to rAmble! Be ready for him to dodge and deflect every question while lying about everything under the sun.

Hey ABC! Show up those clowns at CNN by fact checking the candidates’ responses! Keep your journalistic integrity! Be sure to have a question or two about crime and the judicial system. We want to see the VP Prosecutor crush him!

See, flying isn’t for people who plan. It’s for people who roll 20s and not 1s. You know, lucky people. That’s the message here.

Winter Olympic athletes around the world train in Salt Lake City today. SLC and the state of Utah are trying to replicate the Los Angeles 1984 games as much as possible by using already built infrastructure. Also, SLC had a lot of volunteers on 2002 and can anticipate more volunteer labor in 2034.

This idea makes too much sense and would make way too much money.

Disney board - “Pass”

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Krusty wears respectable white clown makeup, not that petty orange bronzer. Krusty also grifts with real clown humor with his products that makes people laugh and not the kind of Sick-makes-you barf grifting of cheap bibles and intangible NFTs. Krusty is way younger and nowhere near as crazy.