Sauce?

Macarthur can eat a bag of dicks, that prick. Ridgeway all day.

It’s got my vote.

Drugs are pretty great.

Proof that thicc thighs save lives. Also, the shark face on the thigh highs was an excellent touch.

Man, you guys really know how to kick a guy when he’s down. Time to grind for enough of a living to dissociate into the past! Goodbye cruel reality!

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I get the lemonade version sometimes and it only has a couple of grams of sugar, iirc. I like it for hikes and things like that. Usually I’ll get the powder packs and put some in my water bottle.

Because the Greybeards speak only truth.

And when you have 2 Maw-Maws under the same roof, hellfire upon those who dare not to have a second plate.

Bruh, start charging at a booth and never have to serve food again.

The state appreciates your sacrifice, comrade.

Shit, the guy lost 50 years?! Might as well just fucking end it for him since you stole his WHOLE FUCKING LIFE!

You come across like Morty after a couple of seasons of adventures with Rick, just used to/not surprised by the unfamiliar shit that’s out there. Like, apathetic to it. I’m honestly in awe of your go with the flow attitude. Also, green ketchup is far superior to blue.

WHEN YOU CAN CRANK THIS HOG FROM MY HAND, YOU WILL BE READY FOR THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR TRAINING MF’ER.

Just a little mid-knight snack.

Don’t fear the reaper

You never need to apologize for Demolition Man. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

It’s also adorable! Also, the babies are called platypups!

Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.