However, you are opening yourself up to perjury if the prosecution gets creative and proves your dick is small/below average.
Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
However, you are opening yourself up to perjury if the prosecution gets creative and proves your dick is small/below average.
“Little did they know, a pack of Hawaiians lay in wait nearby, with thoughts of musubi swirling around their coconuts.”
It was going so well until they started about the day count, and I already knew it was over. I hope they’re doing okay now.
It’s like David Bowie and Morgan Freeman combined.
“Get fucked.” - God
God, I hope so.
No website, only crab juice.
You sure it isn’t a fire warning scale instead?
Wait, what happened with Rammstein?
Any info on the speaker or the larger discussion this was taken from?
I just saw Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence. Believe me, sex dolls might actually be the worse option.
“That’ll cost ya!”
For me, that’s what makes the joke so great. Subtle details are the best.
Hasta la Vista, you piece of shit.
Look over the trash can.
Thank God for Michael Gooch.
Anyone else smell burnt toast?
I am so happy to say I am one of today’s 10,000. That chainsaw torpedo at the end had me ROLLING.
Thrillho!