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I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true

Trump gave the names of CIA agents to Putin & then a bunch of them got killed. TRAITOR.

Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number

tbh it looks like an AI broke this down slightly & reconstructed it

Audacity sniffing my local private stuff, NOPE. Tenacity instead thanks

But again, what I’m getting at here is, are we so sure it takes all that much anymore. Processing could take place in a shorter way now, more than it could when our current opinion was still true.

“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”

I don’t doubt you, but it’s worth asking if your reasons for stating that our phones don’t listen to us 24/7 haven’t changed since you first formed the opinion.

Lots of things are meso-facts (a true fact at rhetorical time we learn it, but no longer true later). Tech moves quickly. It’s worth not assuming anyone is right here, & asking: under what conditions could our phones be listening (enough to produce what OP experienced)?

fight the drummer?!

Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)

TLDRTLDRTLDR

You’re correct! And also, to be thorough, all corporations hate their customers.

(Are the customers making the corps’s billionaires into trillionaires yet? How about now? STILL NO?!! Then we hateses them!)

Corps would absolutely prefer to chain up all humans and legally force us to buy all & every product with every cent we make. Apple is no different 🤷‍♂️

Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS

Colon story bro

It’s intestines. I’ve had it. You think it’s gonna be yknow, ok, you think oh I’ll just brave it, but… it’s foul.

Some food is only around because people were starving so you’d eat anything no matter what, you wouldn’t waste anything. Those foods somehow got canonized, hooray tradition 🤮

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