If I walk into a house and see that setup I know there is a dead cat under one of the old sofas.

I think I recently saw Microsoft put a request for 3x h4b visas more than the number of engineers they fired in the most recent firing wave.

Pretty sure it was rubber stamped.

Whats the one thing you will always remember you ate and felt absolutely disgusted afterwards?

For me it was KFCs Double Down.

It feels pointless until a corporate drone tells you that you are a part of the problem and about a new law designed to punish you for taking “shortcuts” in life. Like I have to pay an additional tax in my area to help salmon streams but a few miles away is an oil refinery that gets tax breaks yet the water surrounding them is devoid of life… somehow I’m a part of the problem and I have to pay for it.

Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.

A quadriplegic would like a word.

I’m confused by it too. Like if my kid gets accepted into Harvard but doesnt leave their bedroom how is the blame on Harvard or me or my Govt? The kids constantly bombarded by social media and addicting microtransaction games, blame them…

The real convo we will never hear about until its revealed in some obscure court case:

Phil Spencer: “We would like kernel level DRM on your Steam Deck in order for Game Pass to work.”

Gabe Newell: “Hahahahahaha! Let me know when you retire Game Pass. k thx bye need to print money.”

Drip Card incoming!

Same problems in the U.S. childcare system, just a lot less reporting.

Yes, the full 5 seconds could have been enough to increase their survival. Instead they spent some of that 5 seconds debating.

I would rather my pilot be an expert at keeping us alive, not being a master debater like you.

What killed them was poor crew resource management. Instead of quickly working the issues and increasing their survival chances, they chose to investigate and argue about who shut off the fuel.

I must be really old because the only words I understood from that sentence was slurs and fucking stupid.

Republicans right now: “Thats antisemitic talk!”

It called Erdogan a Chïcķèñ.

Where do you live where you have barbed wire fence like that I’m assuming to keep people out?

Your immune system is going to hate it but your gut biome is going to love it.

As often as shootings are in headlines. Do the vast majority teenagers across the U.S. ever encounter a shooting in their lifetime?

I have a feeling the media might be blowing it out of proportion and any time someone throws a statistic it includes urban areas where gun crimes have always been a daily occurrence.

Or were you just making small talk?

“serious psychology test”

Until someone from a different political party comes in and turns it into a “political party loyalty test”

Thats like betting on red and black lol