He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)

I thought I remembered The Simpsons doing this gag, but I found the scene, and it has a bunch of sub-tools, but no sub-multitool.

Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?

Wikipedia article: Whisky War

Billy and the Cloneasaurus

And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!

For those who don’t know, this is a reference to The Outer Wilds (video game).

I’ve seen it in Twisted Metal (TV series):

https://youtu.be/L7AFM4zTSZM

Ear necklace shows up about halfway through the clip.

schlong

That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/679506175239532545

So it’s the Australian Ukrainian flag.

The person is actor Dean Norris. I have no idea what this picture is about.

In a row?

The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcap_(garment)

Reminds me of a Simpsons joke:

Lisa: I’m studying for the math fair. If I win, I’ll bring home a brand new protractor.

Homer: Too bad we don’t live on a farm.

Isn’t that backwards? The liver filters alcohol out of the body. I would think an upgraded liver would sober you up quicker.

Great Again depression

Well how do you cook ravioli? In your fettuccine bowl?

Something similar happened with NHL player Jaromir Jagr. An 18 year old woman threatened to publish photos of herself in bed with him if he didn’t pay. His response was that he doesn’t care.

https://thehockeynews.com/news/jaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it