My party doesn’t use lemmy so I can drop some setting spoilers

They don’t know that the adorable orphan they adopted in their time travel adventure is actually the evil lich queen in the modern day, and I’m looking forward to dropping that bomb on them

If only chains had the balls to actually serve spicy food

In geocentricity, neither Venus nor Mars are closer to Earth than Mercury is

This is actually (kind of) true, mercury is the closest planet to every planet on average

That’s why in my setting criminals get tossed into a kiln if they’re sentenced to death without parole

It’s for their own good 😉

Who among us hasn’t watched Russian POWs get executed in Dagestan?

TurboTax plus Republicans wanting to make paying taxes as difficult as possible so people will vote to cut taxes

Hell yeah

And she’s OK with it, right?

Same, I wish my grilled cheeses turned out that color

German

Is spotted dick political? I suppose us americans should have known it was a contentious subject that warrants jokes about child murder