Nice work man. Fuck the internet and its dark ass wizards.

Is this the sticker of a hobby that you want to be part of?

MY FUCKING WEBSITE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE CAT BAGS FOR SALE WHAT WAS I THINKING?

CatBagz.com is in this photograph and I don’t like it.

What, no one really wants to purchase cat faced bags from a guy on the internet that doesn’t like cats all that much and doesn’t use bags all that much and can’t social media and mostly just wants to stop being a fucking company shill but no I’m so fucking good at it that’s my job and my life forever.

Fuck you, dreams. I’m taking cat bags to my fucking grave.

At least my red bubble stickers sell.

I keep thinking of J. D. Power and Associates like he’s gonna rate Honda Civics.