Still better than Dragonball Evolution

Whenever I’m asked to fill out a survey, I always just copy and paste the entire text of Dante’s Inferno from Project Gutenberg.

One is a goofy pop culture icon from the early 2000s with a reputation for kindness and professionalism, and the other is Ellen DeGeneres.

I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire

Oh hi Mark 1:15

Buying a boat is a famously good investment

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger

Far Cry series

Wolfenstein: The New Order

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Military aircraft? Please. That’s obviously an Unmanned Amphibian Projectile.

Much that once was is lost…

You can put down a book or turn off a movie, but you can’t escape the news. It’s on every TV, gas station kiosk, and Windows search bar in the country.

This also applies to Warhammer dwarfs. Truly the dwarfiest of dwarfs.

“Forced to deny he is not” == “Forced to admit he is”

This isn’t a LinkedIn lunatic. This is about as sane as one can behave on LinkedIn without deleting it.

Seriously, I went to Kohl’s yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.

I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn’t have legs anyway.

Turkey? Dude, his name’s Laserbeak.

You and your lizard are awesome. He looks like a little alien—I’m glad E.T. found home.