TomMasz

I don’t think skin temperature is their biggest issue at the moment.

Could be. I was on my bike, and they ran as soon as they saw me. Slightly larger than a German Shepherd but with a different body shape and longer legs. There’s plenty of wild and domestic prey for them along the trail I ride, so not surprising they’d be hunting there. I’m usually out before sunrise and see a lot of wildlife that most people don’t get to see.

I live in Western NY state, and even we have coyotes now. Not numerous but noticeable. They’ve extended their range beyond what you might think from the Roadrunner cartoons.

The look of confidence on his face is certainly something.

There’s absolutely no rule that says Corn Man’s body has to be vertical, so it isn’t.

Why stop at having your children die of preventable diseases when you can also have your pets die from preventable diseases?

The Da Vinci Code. It was laughably awful. This includes the premise as well as the writing. Dan Brown is probably sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies, though.

You get the behavior your incentives encourage, whether you realize what those behaviors are or not.

Doing God’s work.

Liver failure.

For not raping them?

Did we listen? Nooooooo!

We ignored the warnings.

Classic BOFH.

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“I’m in.”

Hitting a moose with a car is really bad for the person(s) in the car. Their bodies are basically at windshield height and become a half-ton missile aimed at the front seat. It’s easy to imagine the emotional trauma alone being enough to motivate someone to make a significant life change they’ve been hesitating over for years.

Valid, but not the first two things that I’d come up with.

Good typography saves lives.

I’m interested in knowing what “fully functional” means in this context.

There really is a screaming hairy armadillo (Chaetophractus vellerosus). The name comes from its squealing when you pick it up.