TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

If you start seeing naked people in every blur of pixels, it’s time to monk yourself. Get thee to a monastery.

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

How could they have a stand-off while simultaneously running away?

I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

I’m glad sites like this exist, but mostly because they’re seemingly taking the heat away from torrent trackers.

This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

Strawberry plants grow very close to the ground. I know there’s techniques to raise them and I’m sure there are varieties that are taller but that thing looks fake as hell.

2000 a week, right?

The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little pricks. Land ownership is theft, wasps!

I’ve been using a hacked Spotify app for years. It takes 5 minutes to set up and I don’t have to pay any money to a soulless corporation who will throw a few half pennies to the artists that I enjoy. Oh, and I get to disable the shit ui choices that they try to implement so I get a better experience than a paying customer.

No, that’s not how it works. The modern art world is still a scam, but it’s not as simple as that.

This is true, but they also allow someone who missed your talk to catch up by reading the PowerPoint. The best middle ground is to have instant text, but not read it, imo.

The barrier is truly tiny. My steam deck is essentially a pirate box.

I can’t wait for the fourth dlc when it will finally be good.

It just takes some time to get used to lutris and understand the process. Knowing how wine and wine prefixes work is helpful.

This is not necessary at all. Installing a cracked game on a PC and copying the files over is all you need to do. Then you just add the exe to steam and force it to run with proton.

Yeah, I actually want better AI, though. I want better AI in my video games. Enemy AI is awful almost across the board in modern games.

Brother, I’ve seen some orbs in my time, and that ain’t one of em. That there is a blob.

I know somebody that just recently had to buy another drive for their 32TB unraid media server that runs in a DIY clean box in the basement. Is that small or large? I can’t imagine myself doing that much crime.

Does reading the abstract count?

A benevolent machine. It doesn’t even need to be AI. Let’s worship a clockwork automaton.