OMG I read that also as a kid and I loved it! I don’t even remember a lot from it but you just opened some memories I’ve totally forgotten.
It is well known that, when you’re single nobody wants you, but the second you manage to fool someone into relationship with you, you’re the most wanted man around.
I want to add that for the best effect you should put the fabric in your mouth, soak with saliva and suck on it at the same time.
NVIDIA has made arm processors for a while. First commercial product to use one was Microsoft Zune HD in 2009. But I think you meant PC arm cpus.
Why not just use password manager?