My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious
Turns out Mr Burns could’ve avoided, like, 90% of Evangelion.
Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now…
Mate, if you’ve met an ice cream truck driver who’d just let you walk away with all their goods and a promise that you’d pay them back, I need to know where you live. I want in on that.
hey, gimme a cart, i’ll go roam around and sell these before they spoil, you keep 80 or 90% of the money when i come back with the empty cart.
Tell you what: I’ll give you a time traveling device and the ability to jump into any fictional world that has ever existed.
Find me one where they would accept that “deal” if you didn’t pay up front.
If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.
You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.
Oh well that’s really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.
But I’m just gonna keep assuming it’s a replica of your butt because that’s funnier to me.
A replica of what?
As replica of WHAT.
D… Did you do it?
Also, check this out: I can throw something in the fire and it definitely won’t burn you.
(Giggling) no, really, pick it up! (ppppfffthhhh)
Look, if we shake hands? Your name is immediately thrown into the void. You will forever be “Oh hey!” to me.
I’m torn. I very explicitly stated that this had nothing to do with vore. But I do love me a good LOTR reference
Sorry, Kat. I’m sure you’re a legit snack, but idk if they eat insiders here. You might have to join the Gender Force in other ways.
I’ll gladly offer myself as a snack.
(it’s not a vore thing I just meant that I look cute, like a snack, and support you)
(goddammit no one would have thought it was a vore thing if I hadn’t said that)
(LOOK IT’S NOT A V----
That’s pretty funny to me. I read the start of a King novel when I was probably too young for it (pretty sure it was It?), and just got bored with it. Never tried reading another for years. A decade or two later I tried the Dark Tower series and ended up binge-reading the first 5 books.
I really love those books, although I absolutely see their flaws and understand why people wouldn’t like them.
Either way, I definitely don’t think you need to be a Stephen King fan to enjoy them. I mean, I’m certainly not and I certainly did. Still haven’t read any of his other works…
Holy shit. I never thought I’d live to see the effective prevention of side fumbling. We truly live in a world,
Thank you for proving this wrong.
But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.
Okay I got this. According to last night I just gotta fill my bed with spiders, while also dangling from a very very high height, and I guess I’m in that one friend’s house from 5th grade I visited that one time?