“You said you were playing games on your ps5 during the time of the murder? But sir the thing is, how can that be true when the ps5 has no games?”

But sera sucked!

I mean you can definitely use butter in a bread, it’s just not required

I looked it up because i also always wondered. Turns out bone marrow can replace the butter used to make bread

The curse of the pharaoh shall never come again!

It’s valve’s console, most games are easy to mod

I think they were talking about skyrim

Fun fact, fever dreams are how beholders reproduce

Oh whodathunkit?

MY EYES

Look at all those SCROBBLES

Presumably for creatures that are unable to flee, or you want them stationary but not attacking or something

Hey, gore is banned here now

Trading shelf stable beans for perishable oranges and potatoes at a 1:1 ratio…

The hit game daikatana tried to warn us the Marburg virus would doom us all!

Barter economy on an international scale

That’s a mustache

My uncle is half Mexican, does not look full white, and gave himself a swastika tattoo

People can grow up to be real fucking crazy

No, you are