I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.

These are great tips. I generally don’t take long term medication other than allergy pills, which don’t have side effects like this and I’m very new to Adderall, so this is very helpful.

My wife has to remind me often to eat food because I just forget.

Ironically just started taking Adderall for ADHD and a common side effect is that it kills your appetite and people forget to eat.

Even spiders have that one uncle that’s like “pull my horseshoe vortices”.

Weird, I haven’t heard anyone say they hated Coldplay for this. In fact, I’d say that Coldplay is one of those bands that is regularly hated on, well before any of the cheating CEO and now, if anything, Coldplay is more liked, even if indirectly just because the situation was funny and meme’d so much.

Was it ever a question that it wasn’t on purpose?

Then you realize that you’ve been only paying attention to yourself repeating this in your head and have been mindlessly nodding and saying “yeah” for the last 3 minutes to the other person and have no idea what they are talking about now.