I particularly like that he labels himself as ex-Founder of something… Either you established something or you didn’t, you can’t take it back motherfucker

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

Ah fuck no, I’d just gone long enough that I forgot this existed

Brah what a long way to ask for a jacking off buddy

Us sus?

Parsta or even parstar

But pronounced with a hard R

The bottom is also on a transparent screen

Ahh yes, my favourite restaurant, Sea food maybe.