Isn’t everyone?

Oh come on we’re all degenerates around here.

Not a joke I wake up and drink six beers before I strap my shootin’ iron on and head out to start my day.

How’s the hentai selection?

I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.

Is that similar to why we have a pee hole and a poop hole instead of one big combination hole?

If you increase the price every three months you’d have warning though.

What if the monsters fart in the snorkel?

If Netflix buys everything can I only buy one streaming service again?

My gun and I are always loaded so I would not be going to that store.

Can I see your anus?

I saved the comment so I can download the wiki if I ever lose internet.

McRibs are the shit.

I eat fifteen a day when it’s McRib season and it’s literally all I would eat if they served it year round.

I want a McRib McGriddle or a McRib McMuffin just to complete the day because I can’t eat them from two am to eleven am as it stands.

May contain microplastics and Jim’s penis residue.

That’s a pretty personal question.

Where’s the village idiot because that’s me.

There’s literally only seven words I don’t say on the internet and they are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

Freddy Got Fingered you uncultured swine.

Hey that happens to the best of us.

I guess I’ll buy two memberships now.