I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

No patient complaints were registered, so it couldn’t have been that bad either.

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!