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Nonsense, we all know he prefers to use a couch.

Is it working normally for you? The videos just stopped loading properly for me and now it just shows an error no matter how many times I retry to play a video.

I’m pretty sure you press B to blow.

I intend on adopting (in a distant future if I’m ever financially and psychologically stable). Lots of kids who have already been born could use a loving family.

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if RFK Jr. Came out in favor of murder hornets

I mean it’s fine for me, but if it’s broken for others I’ll just use this one then.

For those who are curious, that’s the IEEE 754 representation of the number 300.

He was probably KRHAMAS

Meh, we get a new one of those every year now. They’ll have to try harder to impress me.

I didn’t know there was a difference between mice and rats but after looking it up (read: asking ChatGPT), yes it was a small mouse. Also I forgot the air fryer half open at night.

Air fryers aren’t microwaves heating things in weird ways. It’s just an oven that gets hot faster and blows air around a lot. Why would a mouse explode?

idk man maybe the air inside the mouse expanded until it exploded or something? I can’t really give you a definitive answer since I didn’t dissect the little guy. All I know is that I heard something pop, and when I looked inside my air fryer there was a twitching dead mouse with a splash of blood coming out of its mouth.

Don’t put the rat in the fryer

IDK why but I actually thought the title was this pun when I first read it. It was only after reading your comment that I realized that OP didn’t actually cash in on the joke (skill issue, smh).

Ouch my cholesterol

unfortunately not always

Fox host says he ‘hasn’t washed hands in 10 years’

Many Americans don’t always wash their hands after going to the bathroom

Started my psychology course this year and to be perfectly honest the more I hear about psychoanalysis the more it just sounds like a bunch of bullshit made up by some horny guy who was full of himself

Simply build a Paperwork Organiz-inator

Just don’t ask them what they were doing between 1933 and 1945

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It was pretty popular and cool on Reddit. Hoping it gets some more love here too.

I second the Nerts recommendation because when I was a teen I played Ligretto (Basically just a branded Nerts) at one party and we all had a blast. To this day I wish I had the opportunity to play it again.