If you feel you gotta vomit, you’re gonna have a bad Chyme

This brings up a lot of guilt I have for killing so many spotted lantern flies. I hate that it’s so necessary

My gyno does this during my annual. Never thought it was unusual because it’s a part of my body that needs health checking too. Never thought about it not being common, that’s interesting that’s not more universal

It’s my guy!!

This absolutely applies to me. I’m so sick of computers and software and security and subscriptions and vendors. I just want my own animal sanctuary with chickens and otters and baby goats god dammit!

Ha! I think I remember this photo. Was taken during lockdown. Was meant to convey ‘normalcy’

I’m so glad you asked! That little nub did eventually grow its last leaf and eventually fell off. So I was back to full nub. So I decided dig her up because I was really curious to see what the heck was going on with the root structure.

And man when I saw all the BABIES this mother had birthed. It was like a tiny potato harvest. I had at least 10 bulbs in the soil. So I nursed them. Some of them didn’t make it but some of them look like the big one you see here. Unfortunately it seems mother nubby is on her way out. She sprouted teeny leaf but that little leaf was very little and met its final demise by the hand of my new kitten crew. I need to dig it up again and see what brewing under ground.

These grow incredibly slow but there is promise that mama has passed on some strong children.

Please ignore the tape. I have some naughty diggers in this house haha.

Ask me again in another year of there progress!

When someone says pay the cat tax…

You don’t hesitate

Appreciate the advice KittenBiscuits!

Correct. We both have an equal vested interest in maintaining our house. I actually prefer calling it a cooperative rather than an HOA. I think I’ll do that. For better or worse, the only bullies in this cooperative are my cats. One of them is named Carol if that tells you anything.

In most circumstances, I’d agree with you.

A wonderwall of shit, if you will

Oh dear, the internet is leaking again… Call the locksmith 🗣️

TikTok is owned by ByteDance. Mark Zuckerberg does not own ByteDance

This poor brave man. I hope he doesn’t find himself accidentally falling out of a window now that Putin and Kim are besties now.

Probably right 💅

So he read about Doe 147 and got even more disgusted than I did? Which, yeah. I don’t blame him if that was his motive.

That was some of the sickest shit I’ve ever read about someone with so much power and influence.

Re: recently unsealed Epstein documents uncover who Doe 147 is (trump) and recounts some of the experiences told by the abused girls.

If you’re curious about who still needs checks, I need them for random things for my kid’s school because they themselves are ancient. I also know some people who refuse to pay their rent electronically because some asshole landlords love to tack on bullshit “electronic payment” fees. But I agree with you in every single way. I wish credit unions were more accessible in more areas though. It’s not like you’ll find out around every block like a traditional bank.

Every night 🥰