ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]

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Cake day: August 21st, 2023

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    1. assets plural

    a. the property of a deceased person subject by law to the payment of his or her debts and legacies

    b. the entire property of a person, association, corporation, or estate applicable or subject to the payment of debts

    1. ADVANTAGE, RESOURCE

    a. an item of value owned

    b. assets plural the items on a balance sheet showing the book value of property owned

    Hey now, something strange is going on here - see, when I visit that page, there aren’t just 3 items. Now, you wouldn’t be selectively ignoring parts of your own source to paint a certain narrative, would you? Because the 4th item I see is

    4 : something useful in an effort to foil or defeat an enemy: such as
    a : a piece of military equipment

    b : spy

    I’m sure you simply… overlooked it in your excitement. Now you’re aware though, I’m sure you’ll be happy to correct your comments.




  • No, I mean break into their home, pin them to the floor, place the barrel of a pistol in the back of their knee and blow the cap to kingdom fucking come. Then repeat the process with their other knee and both elbows. Preferably rag the joints around a bit afterwards to really fuck up the healing process and leave them completely dependent on the good will of others for basic tasks for the rest of their lives.

    You should be fucking ashamed to suggest I simply mean at the ballot box - what kind of sheltered child does it take to unironically promote voting as a method of political change in this day and age? What, did you miss out on the last 500 years and haven’t had any time to catch up yet?








  • People love to talk about self reliance without thinking about it too hard - you’re not on your own, you’re entirely dependent on cooperating with others for your way of life. You did not builld you house, your car, your clothes, your bed. You did not grow your food, you did not mine the oil in your plastic products, nor refine it into them. You do not generate the electricity that powers your home and devices, you did not build the generator or infrastructure that brings power to you. Even the smallest things - the cutlery you use to eat, the soap you wash with, the bed you sleep on - were made by others for your use.

    Self reliance is a capitalist myth that’s inherently disproven by modern civilisation.


  • Action to stop e-bikes and scooters being ridden on pavements

    So he’s gonna push investment in cycling infrastructure, right? anakin-padme-2

    An end to ‘street scars’, where gaps in street paving are replaced with tarmac

    Can’t wait to get to see where he gets the money to replace all the missing granite slabs around Leeds, never mind whatever expensive materials other cities were originally built with

    A “galvanising” national goal to reduce the amount of litter

    So he’s going to push installing more public bins, right? anakin-padme-2

    Councils to sort dumping of fridges, mattresses and broken cars

    They… they do. Like you have to request it but they’ll send a truck round to collect them.

    Action to stop phone boxes and street furniture being covered in graffiti

    Oh come the fuck on, the graffiti is the only decoration we have left.