– Jaden Smith, Esq.

Do you really blame them?

One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster

Zed’s Dead, baby

You merely adopted the bathroom! I was born in it, moulded by it!

May I see it?

I, too, want to know what that strap is called… For a friend

But I couldn’t before!

It says if you can read the sign, you’re in range. It’s an anomaly, after all.

Is that the guy that wrote Blindsight? Strange read

A new browser touches the beacon

For some reason the first time I read it, I thought it was an “L” so now I always call them “Apple mages”

Unbelievably AWESOME

Wait, did people like Longlegs? I didn’t think “satanic panic” was a very convincing horror element in this day and age

I learned recently that there’s a word for this, which is “thought-terminating cliche”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought-terminating_cliché

Never heard of that! Thanks for the tip. Gonna try it

Morrowind is one of my favorites of all time. I was into nag champa incense at the time, and so that smell will always remind me of Morrowind. Singing about the ambiance of Morrowind was kinda incense-y anyway, so it was the perfect combo

Thank you! I was always morally opposed to ads. Glad to have another great reason to shun them

Exactly. I hate when things say FREE!* (*With Ads), because you ARE paying for it. With your PRECIOUS TIME

So true