Clue is one of my favorite movies.

I thought the table was an island.

Reading this, he was probably still very drunk when he said it. Doesn’t make him any less of a POS.

Also, alcohol generally makes someone tell the truth, so I’m guessing his only remorse is I got caught.

I mean, the man is 71 years old, is probably very wealthy, and wants to have fun. Let the man retire.

Two words, arranged marriage.

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