He does stupidly well with the ladies. Kavorka for days.

Ibuprofen if I’m at work, but at home I usually take a short nap and have some coffee after, which works better for me.

Pretty sure this is the closest we’ve been to including an actual vampire in this game.

Does Allucard count as a vampire?

Disco Elysium

Vampire Survivors

I regularly see 2 on my commute. I wouldn’t exactly notice that I have a similar commute to other people, but a Cybertruck sticks out.

1 of them has been painted a matte black that looks like a chalkboard (good luck to them when the road salt comes out) and the other is the regular finish.

Either way, I’m always thinking about just how fucking dorky the things look compared to everything else on the highway.

And it’s not like they’re using it for anything cool. They’re both just stuck in the same traffic as the rest of us.

Arcade Gannon would be so disappointed in his voice actor.

In academia (my line of work) they’re required to have positions posted and open for a certain amount of time, interview a certain number of applicants, etc.

In theory, it’s for equal opportunity and finding the best person for the job.

In practice, it’s a waste of time, money, and hope.

We are deeply honored to have received your application (which we did not bother to read).

We’re sorry we didn’t hire you, but also never contact us again.

Signed,

Someone in HR who has nothing to do with this process.

Yeah. Nestle is responsible for the deaths of several million infants (that’s not an exaggeration) and owns slaves.

Like, I’m no fan of Nintendo’s stance on a lot of things, but they’re not the Devil.

Yeah. I know this is supposed to make us all say “fuck, I’m old” and all, but this just sounds like a fantastic night.

You can buy something like this here in the US.

The roll is smaller, and they market it as being made for camping (takes up less space in the pack, etc). It also, of course, costs more because of this, since modern camping gear loves to price gouge.

If you’re going to pack TP though, just spool what you need around something smaller in diameter (like a skewer). Or if you know what you’re doing then just use leaves instead, those are free.