Is… is that a lightning rod? Does the local fire department know how you’re powering these “experiments?”

“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

Once Pringles died, Wagner lost its pipeline of strategic hotdogs. Morale collapsed and losses ensued.

If people don’t get complacent and show up on Election Day, Harris will win. Especially voters in swing states. You have an extra civic duty to show up and vote.

Mattis checked with his Russian counterpart before, during, and after to make absolutely certain there were no Russian forces in the area. By the end of the bombings, that statement became true.

We’re way, way past that. Oil executives should be flayed and impaled in the public square. Then banking executives. Then insurance. Then pharmaceutical. Then…

Fantastic article. Gets right to the heart of the problem. Angry people disappointed with how their lives turned out feel like they have to cling to something. Something that gives them the value that they don’t see in themselves as individuals.

Race is an easy crutch. There are centuries of bullshit pseudoscience about skull shapes and whatnot for them to discover. And most of all, it gives them enemies. They can take all that hate and frustration they feel in their own lives and direct it outwardly.

It’s ultimately sad and pathetic. Maybe if people like this had economic opportunities, better education, etc. they wouldn’t have the underlying self-loathing that leads them down this path.

Netanyahu cares about his own political survival and nothing else. He told the families of hostages that he’s waiting for poll numbers to negotiate the hostages’ release, then never even made a good faith effort to negotiate, regardless of the poll numbers.

Netanyahu is committing genocide to game domestic politics and stay in power.

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

It’s crazy how this company turned a disaster into a success. They asked for patience to deliver on promises, provided transparency, then actually delivered.

So, so many companies should be taking notes.

Fred Hampton. They got his head of security to drug him, then came in on him with his pregnant girlfriend asleep next to him and murdered him. His tombstone is all sit up, because cops go there to shoot at it.

He was the Illinois chairman of the black panther party, and his focus was bringing all races together to fight economic injustice. That, and educating everyone about the class warfare being waged by the extraction class.

As an American, I’m thinking now might be the time to get ahead of the impending horde and start sending my immigration request now.

Maybe do some research on various EU countries’ immigration policies, then pick a language to learn accordingly.

“Everyone just please wear safety helmets in the Klingon sex room. We don’t want a repeat of last time.”

Fallout makes sense. The television series has made it incredibly hot right now, and Bethesda has already committed to doing the next TES game first.

The dildo of justice arrives unexpectedly and unlubed.

I remember an old school conspiracy theory about technology that could read tiny movements in your vocal cords that mimic thoughts.

While I doubt the technology to read minds remotely actually exists, I’m sure the techbros and their various financiers are working toward it.

Trump being outed as a pedophile won’t even remotely shake the support of the religious right.

They already sold their souls on the altar of a golden calf. They’re too proud to admit it.

Hell yeah. Prioritize enjoying life.

I realized that giving a fuck is overrated. It’s all going to burn anyway. Quit caring so much. It’s beyond your control.

Enjoy living in the end of days.