“blue vs green bubble” drama is a thing
Ha ha ha in one single country full of narcissistic idiots
😂
I promise it’s not a thing, mate
“blue vs green bubble” drama is a thing
Ha ha ha in one single country full of narcissistic idiots
😂
I promise it’s not a thing, mate
My theory is, if you have subscriptions for anything other than phone, internet and maybe one entertainment, you’re the problem
I also had a mate who insisted he didn’t have any subscriptions, then told me about the new car he was leasing
They are playing you for fools
If you’re travelling too fast for this, a loud “WAAAAAAAY” will suffice
I’m guessing that because your title looks like it was written by a 12 year old, the double-entendre was entirely unintended
Me speaking to a French guy last week -
“We’ve just been the the musée de l’automobile in Mulhouse”
“Sorry, where?”
“Mulhouse”
“Where?”
“Mulhouse”
"Aaaaaah I see! It’s pronounced [pronounces Mulhouse *exactly the same FUCKING way I just pronounced it]
😂 Happens very regularly
Oh I’m so fucking sorry this manufacturer gave you clear instructions on how to recycle properly
Your life must be truly horrible 😂
I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States
How many pairs of Adidas tracksuit bottoms do you own?
Well obviously if you’re an actual chicken, it won’t. How was your cage growing up?
I know right?
I thought it’d be free fucksake
I have a picture of my receipt for an incredibly reasonably-priced ECG scan I had the other day if you like? I think it was €9
Refuses to elaborate further
It’s literally all he did for ten years you daft cunt 😂
Do you mean a publican?
A republican can be good or bad, depending on your views
As in “I have five unread emails”?
I simply of to point out that you of used the wrong word there. You of to realise that doing so can of the effect have making you look very ignorant
Don’t watch cartoons so I’ve no idea if this is normal or not but it reminds me of this -
Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.
If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular
Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips
When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop
Pint?
Pint.
Both the same price.
Proper Italian pizza - Just a like a mamma used to make
Dominos - 50% shareholder profit, 50 disappointment
Have you ever had a french supermarket sandwich, hen? They’re fucking awful. He’s not right
Dunno, I’m not a judgemental wank like you, I’d take it on merit
This is fucking GASH journalism and the advert for her “book” at the end says it all