Noob

A girl got raped in the library:(

Too busy watching the 40 Year Old Virgin

In America it’s French, German and Spanish and in Panama it’s English and French.

Pornhub, xhentai and YouTube.

Thanks, the universe did a good job at that then

Chips

No, I haven’t

It developed over time. From when I started sexual feelings from age 9-10 until I was 15. I have an addictive personality and I have a very short time preference. I’m drawn to easy short term pleasure like alcohol, drugs and sex.

As I’ve already said I didn’t know it was a disorder until I got help for unrelated reasons. Now that I look back it was unhealthy. It was all I could think of. I remember how I would get horny randomly and I would jerk off at least four-six six times a day…

And why not girls too?

I used to think that being this sexually active was normal. I now understand I have something fundamentally wrong with me and I need to find other things to occupy myself with.

What was the 90s like?

The one with 500 teeth.

Doesn’t go together

I started seeing a therapist after I got into an unfortunate accident. Maybe it’s the fact I’m always somewhat horny and it’s hard for me to focus on anything else other than sex/people I find attractive.

Is that a brand of whisky?

Easier said then done.

Can relate

I suck at not being fired from jobs. Saying sober and having a schedule isn’t my thing. Luckily I found a part time job as a waitress in a casino in Las Vagas. It is one of those kinda classy places where we all have to dress in black/red leotards similar to playboy bunnies. The reason I like the job is also my biggest weakness. The hours are loose and I can drink for free on the job but I become insane when I drink.

This one time slapped a coworkers butt. She leaned over the bar to put something down and I just slapped it. In my defence it was a pretty nice butt. In all seriousness I don’t even know why I did it. I’m not even attracted to women. I was tipsy at the time but still.

A few days later my boss called me into his office and told me I had a sexual harassment complaint put out against me. I remember how embarrassing and awkward it was. I’ve experienced similar things in the past so I understand. I ended up having to watch a few anti-sexual herassment videos and that was it. By the grace of god I didn’t get fired.