Cat

I don’t have a small waist but I’ve got something else that’s small

Could you maybe just connect a cheap android box and use it like that?

She’s calling to order a pizza but dials 911 instead

Zulu

Wow. I used to work in retail in a let’s say, low income not working area and this is pretty spot on. I legit got people come to the counter with instant noodles for their child and then have the nerve to buy fags, scratch cards and lottery tickets. Ah yes so this is where my tax is going